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STORY 1    I don't have to believe the same as you.

Do I?

Story 2    Warning:  May relax you to the point of slumber.

You seen that little green butterfly that flies in the window in the night and puts you to sleep?  Someone tried to swat that butterfly.  They were confused, didn't realize who they were dealing with.  You know, they were half asleep...but after they tried that, the butterfly never came back.  The bee came instead.  The giant bee.  And that person never slept a wink again.

This is they're only chance...

Story 3  A planet turns in space

and an expert teaches you to breathe....

Student:  "WAIT, teaches me to what??!!!  How is someone going to teach me   to breathe?  I'm here for years-how could I be here if I didn't know how to breathe?"

Guru:  "But are you here?"

Student: "Am I here?  Yes.  Who do you think you're talking to?"

Guru:  "Who do you think I'm talking to?"

Student:  "Who do I think your talking to? Wait, is that...wait...I'm..."