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"HOW SOON IS TOO SOON?"

A friend of mine recently met a girl to whom he was instantly attracted...

He met her mother the eve of their first date, her siblings and neighbors later that same night...he learned her entire medical and psychological history the next day and she was comfortable enough to pass gas around him two days later...By the end of the first week, she had officially knighted him "baby", threatened to kill him and his ex if he went back to her and confessed that she was unable to sleep unless he was by her side...By the time week two rolled around, they'd already had their first argument, she was already reporting her intentions and whereabouts to him and they'd done the horizontal tango enough times to put a brothel to shame...

What do YOU think is a reasonable time frame for:

• The first kiss
• Meeting the parents
• Having sex
• Checking in
• Calling each other "baby"

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