Based on a true story. Federal prisoner and former Governor George Ryan's evil Illinois scientist comes up with a novel idea to raise more money for himself and Secretary of State Jesse White.  Featured on the Quad Cities, IL Public Access television sh... full post »

  I'm honored to present to you my crowning achievement : ( "Step aside Paul Hardcastle, Fartlord whipped it good with his latest!" - Funk Magazine"Fartlord's recent release gave me less of a headache than his previous.  Bravo!!"... full post »

Enjoy!! Leave a Comment Please, I hope this is the one that pushes me into "superstar" status so that famous people can brush elbows with me. full post »

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I grew weary of writing tunes that were lacking complex melodies and deep lyrics so I wrote this one. Thanks go to, . . zzali3, Rig, Rseben, Thatcrooner, Anonymix, Toddnrgi, DJ Audioflesh, www.splicemusic.com, and especially Illinois Governer Rod Blagoj... full post »