George Bush has a chance to go down as the worst president in history. He has six months to secure that spot. I sure hope he doesn’t blow that rare opportunity.Here are some suggestions to insure that happens.
Forget off shore drilling. Drill aggressively on the San Andreas fault so people can have natural gas right in their backyards.
Use his presidential privilege to replace Michael Phelps to try and win the gold medal that will break Mark Spitz record. Even if he loses he has to believe America will embrace a smiling frat boy with water wings.
Set up a committee to establish waterboarding as a new Olympic sport.
Endorse a new product WMD 40 that helps lubricate weapons of Mass destruction.
Let Dick Cheney blow the faces off of the Presidents Rushmore with a super big shotgun funded by the NRA.
Put up a giant volleyball net in-between the treacherous Pakistani Afghan border and challenge Al Quaida to a best two of out three match.
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